“I’d like a number 2 with cheese and an orange juice, please.”
“That’s a sausage McMuffin with no cheese?”
“With cheese.”
“Oh, ok. Did you want the meal or just the sandwich?
“The meal.”
“With what to drink?”
“Orange juice.”
“Anything else for you?”
“Yes.”
“Your total is $4.73, please pull around.”


AUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

“I’d like a number 2 with cheese and an orange juice, please.”

“That’s a sausage McMuffin with no cheese?”

“With cheese.”

“Oh, ok. Did you want the meal or just the sandwich?

“The meal.”

“With what to drink?”

“Orange juice.”

“Anything else for you?”

“Yes.”

“Your total is $4.73, please pull around.”

AUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yes, I’m THAT good.

 
 

Oh, what fun it would be to blow my mind and fall into the sun. A mind is a precious thing to taste.

Hahahhaahaha!

Love it when my friends tumble completely inappropriate things…

How is it…

That sometimes even the best apology irritates me? Or worse that sometimes people don’t even realize they ought to.

I would like to fire my family.

New applicants?

 …Bless this thy holy hand grenade…

…Bless this thy holy hand grenade…

I desperately want a pygmy marmoset…